k so I guess I'm going to start this journal even though I have no friends that I'm fond of that use DeviantArt except Pogo and he's like "LAWL GUNNA BL0X U M8Y. ARRR." So yeah, I guess I'm going fill your brainz0r with sum fantastical new events in my fruitless life.

k so I get divorce money in like 13 days. My mom's going to buy a Hummer or Corvette and if I help pay for insurance then I get to keep it when I move out. /win. And then like I'm getting a Macbook Pro and a new graphics tablet because mine is made of fail. w00tsicles.

I was gong to get my nose pierced a few days ago and as the dude was getting ready and shit he was telling us about diseases I could get if I touched my nose and my mom was like /SHUN no thanks so I didn't get it QQ. So then he asks us if we want an hour tour and my mom's like "OYA !!1!one!!1". -____-

So once we leave my mom decides it's cool to drive behind a bus that stops at every corner to pick up people that LUVV BUSEZ. I had to inform her of stop signs turning green at least four times as she was reading a pamphlet about piercings. Wow, congratulations. You just got an hour tour of a piercing place and you need to read a fucking pamphlet. Way to fail.

Biltmore is pretty close to the piercing place so I ask if I can go to the Apple store. She says no so I have to go with my fucking grandma.

My grandma takes me to ihop for some shitfull all you can eat pancake deal and I don't want moar so she forces me to eat two more pancakes.

Then we go shopping for some aspirin because she's old or some shit. She can't find any so she's orgasming all over the place. She takes about twenty minutes in the bathroom so I play with a wheel chair and get yelled at by some worker dude that dropped out and decided to work at Sam's Club.

Fuck you, I'm paralyzed.

After that we finally take an hour drive to Biltmore. Apple. Mmm. I would jick you if you had a clitoris.

Never fucking take an old person in an electronic store unless it's their death wish or something.

My grandma points at everything asking what it does. wutz this nikkiz??/ A fucking keyboard, okay. Just get the fuck outside pls. I was annoyed so badly that now I have bring crates of food in my room so I don't have to leave my room while my mom isn't here to talk to my grandma when she gets lonely. Get a fish, k.

I doubt anyone read this but LiveJournal kinda fucking sucks.

- Nikkibaaaby.